Ideology Juggler Pillows

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

New Ideas in Business.

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Sitting man.

The Russian Circus

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'Attack!'

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'