Political Juggler Pillows

Disraeli 'The Political Leotard'

Merkel & Europe

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'Do you still wonder how Kevin got his promotion to VP?!'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'

"No, you can't be a venture socialist, because they don't exist!"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

The Russian Circus

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"I unfollow people when they ask me to think for myself. I mean, who has the time?"

'Attack!'

'Since team building activities have taken most of our meeting, we have 30 seconds to discuss profits.'

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

"I'm no doctor, but it looks like the poor guy's got coronavirus."

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

EXEC ORDER

'Don't get hysterical...Life begins at 40...'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Liberal me meets conservative me!

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."