Identity Theft Tracker Pillows

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Obama planted it."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

"I'll read the will."

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

"Ever since his identity was stolen, he's been easier to live with."

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'Mobile still warm. White man here 10, maybe 15 minutes ago.'