Identity Theft Tracker Gifts

You think somebody stole your identity? Well, there are a lot of masochists out there!

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Obama planted it."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

"I'll read the will."

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Der Spiegel

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

"Ever since his identity was stolen, he's been easier to live with."

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

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