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'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Information and Still don't get it.

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

'Who am I?'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

"But you really can't trust the media."

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'

'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!'

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'