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"Well, I suppose it could be identity theft. But that doesn't alter the fact that according to our records, you're already here."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Crisis of values

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

I want you to look at this, Harris, and see if it could give us any trouble.

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

Manton Marble and the Scandal of Tilden's Presidency Bid

"It's from headquarters. It says 'quit digging'."

The Commonwealth Integrity Commission

'We're in trouble when our whistleblower won Employee-of-the-Month.'

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

'Of course, we're all a*******.. but that has nothing to do with INTEGRITY!'

You know what? I think we are victims of identity theft!

'Spare me the integrity lecture, Jonathan! I turned down TWICE as many sellout job offers as you before I actually sold out, and YOU know it!'

Beijing Olympics faking scandal.

The Ekert Saga: 'This incessant wave of honest and integrity is undermining our corporate structure of real work avoidance, and the consequences are dire!...And soon, every one of us in government will be forced...to actually govern.