Identity Crisis Detectives T-Shirts

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Christopher Isherwood

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

'Men are from one branch of Starbucks, women from another.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Information and Still don't get it.

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

'Who am I?'

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

"But you really can't trust the media."

"This doesn't feel right..."

"Meow."

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

'Sir, we need your passport, driver's license, and Facebook name!'

"Which version of yourself was the one who sabotaged the relationship?"

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

'Kurtz isn't so bad until you get to know him.'

'Danae says her room is now a think tank for B.O.S.S. . . .a lobby bent on ridding the world of boys.'

'You fool! -- This man is obviously an impostor!'

Ed was in therapy for believing he was a therapist.

A man has a head shaped like a bird.

"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."