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'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Johnny and Moloch

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

Mountains and Molehills

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'

"This doesn't feel right..."

Euro crisis

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

"Meow."

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

10 years Euro

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

Culture Wars

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.

Retro-temoral Mailing Lists.

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

'Now now -- the fact that no one has stolen your identity doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it.'