Identity Crisis Ponderers T-Shirts

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Johnny and Moloch

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

Condi Rice for President

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

Cybervegan Caf

Mountains and Molehills

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

'He's going through a phase of wanting to be a grape again.'

"Meow."

"This doesn't feel right..."

"I swear, if one more person tells me I'm only as sick as my secrets, I just may deck him!"

'Nobody's even TRIED to steal my identity!'

Euro crisis

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

"I've decided - I want to create my own essence."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

10 years Euro

Culture Wars

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.

Retro-temoral Mailing Lists.

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.