Identity Crisis Humor T-Shirts

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

2020 Panic Room

An identity thief takes the stand.

Bear Market.

"Meow."

"This doesn't feel right..."

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

'You got the wrong guy. I'm not a guru, I'm a consultant.'