Identity Crisis Humor Gifts

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

Jetsgo out of business.

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"That's a relief - I thought you said crisis meeting..."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

2020 Panic Room

Cybervegan Caf

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

An identity thief takes the stand.

Bear Market.

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

"Meow."

'You got the wrong guy. I'm not a guru, I'm a consultant.'