Identity Crisis Comedian T-Shirts

'Now now -- the fact that no one has stolen your identity doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'George! This way quick!'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

'Sunday in the park'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Whale Pattern Balding

2020 Panic Room

Bear Market.

"This doesn't feel right..."

"Meow."

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself