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'Someone stole my identity, but left my big hips.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

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"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

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'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"I'll need to see some ID before you can settle this account..."

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"But do you feel invisible?"

'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

"Actually, it's Paul E."

"The person who stole my identity is in this city, so look for someone who looks and acts like me."

'It was identity theft by my body double!'

"Ever since his identity was stolen, he's been easier to live with."

'I see you need help. When was your identity stolen, sir?'

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"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

"I think you're perfect for this job. And not just because I'm afraid that if you don't get it you'll hack my phone and steal my identity."

A Walk sign for Stalkers.

'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

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Someone stole my identity. What do I do with all my monogrammed shirts?

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

"This year I resolve to keep my political views to myself."