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"Let's be a DO tank!"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

Elevator Pitch

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

New Idea

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'