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'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'Think outside the seed.'

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

'Dang.'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"I was writing a novel based on the idea of a man suffering from déjà vu, until I realised it had been done before."

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

'What are we taking a hard look at today?'

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

"Let's be a DO tank!"