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Struck by a thought.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Ascent of Machine.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Bright idea

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

The Family Joules: Part 22

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Boom

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Elevator Pitch

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Roads with a view.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Patents office.

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Larry King