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"Isn't it a little late in life for you to be coming up with new ideas?"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'We don't get paid for thought experiments.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Ascent of Machine.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Elevator Pitch

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

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