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"Isn't it a little late in life for you to be coming up with new ideas?"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'We don't get paid for thought experiments.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Ascent of Machine.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Elevator Pitch

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

New Idea

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Artex cartoon

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.