Idea Aficionado Gifts

Struck by a thought.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Ascent of Machine.

Bright idea

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Boom

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Elevator Pitch

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

Roads with a view.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

New Idea