Icy Humor Lover Pillows

Although brief, Frosty's appearance at the panel on climate change was none the less impressive.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"Look! No hands!"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"You are still here."

'Can I have flies with that'

The Hammer

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Toenail clipping missile.

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'