Icon Investigator Pillows

What do you think about the whole Bill Cosby thing? Honestly? It has me seriously disillusioned. When you find out a cultural icon may have done horrible things, it makes you question all our icons. What if we started looking into the pasts of all our idols? Mr. Rogers? Bugs Bunny? Charlie Brown? If anyone says "Guess what I heard about Fonzie," I'm outta there. Have you ever wondered what's inside Snoopy's dog house?

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Oymoticons

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Honest Vending

Elvis Presley

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Quality Control

Totalitarian Humour

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Christopher Isherwood

'Diet considerations.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"I only told a few friends."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Madonna.

"This is not good at all!"

Spam traps on mobiles

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"