Icon Investigator T-Shirts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Oymoticons

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Quality Control

Totalitarian Humour

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'Diet considerations.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"I only told a few friends."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"This is not good at all!"

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

Spam traps on mobiles

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Windmill Maintenance