Icon Appreciator T-Shirts

Michel Platini

Jane Russell

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Oymoticons

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Elvis Presley

Misunderstood artist

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"My kid could do that."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.