Ichthyologists Gifts

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"The hyenas started it."

The Worm Charmer

Farm Humor.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

God's Subcontractors

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."