Ice Resurfacer Pillows

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Zdeno Chara

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

Rubik's ice cube.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Ice-Cube-IV

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Jozef Golonka

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

The Puck Stops Here.

Igloo Windfarm.

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'