Ice Age Buff Pillows

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

"Ever feel you're in the wrong place at the wrong time?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Trawling for Fish.

Verbal Orders

Charles Dickens

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Kit makes an appointment

'How was your holiday?'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

The Bronze Age of Television

Planner at work.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Coldsaurus

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Woolly tofu.

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'