Bronze Age Buff Pillows

The Bronze Age of Television

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Theorbo

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Next in Lion

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

French horn.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Best mates

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Verbal Orders

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

God save the Queen.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Kit makes an appointment

The King In The Rain.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."