Ice Age Buff Mugs

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Everybody always talks about glaciers, but nobody ever does anything about them!'

"Ever feel you're in the wrong place at the wrong time?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Trawling for Fish.

Verbal Orders

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Charles Dickens

'How was your holiday?'

Kit makes an appointment

The Bronze Age of Television

Planner at work.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Jack the Ripper.

Coldsaurus

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Woolly tofu.