Ice Age Enthusiast Mugs

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

"I'm telling you...if it gets any colder, it's going to mean the end of civilization as we know it."

Woolly tofu.

"This climate change worries me. It's only the middle of April and it's already up to minus 20."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"As the Arctic permafrost melts we continue to discover a tremendous amount of mammoth dung."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Please... my mother is a 'ma'am'moth. I'm a 'miss'moth.'

Eskimo mom to kid: 'I can't believe you had a brain freeze during the test on the Ice Age.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'So the Ice Age did start suddenly then.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Baking

Snow is falling...

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Trawling for Fish.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"We used to be cooler."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Coldsaurus

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."