Ice Age Admirer Mugs

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Good News about winter

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

The melting polar ice caps

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Are you cold dear?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Snow is falling...

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'