Ice Resurfacer Mugs

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

Hockey Season.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

Rubik's ice cube.

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Ice-Cube-IV

'His wife is very supportive.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Igloo Windfarm.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'