Ice Protectors Mugs

Protecting the goal.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

Trump leaving

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"It's trickle down."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Japanese Whaling

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

The Procrastinator

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

Marine Pollution

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

"See a trend?"

"Nope. No fish."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Do something for the environment.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."