Ice Jokester Pillows

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Snowprov

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Do it yourself books.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Something happened when he started trolling the internet. He became homicidally dogmatic."

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

"Bless you..."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'