Ice Jokester Mugs

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Snowprov

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Do it yourself books.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

The first transatlantic communication.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

Rude Snowman

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'The movie doesn't scare me - the commercials do.'

"Bless you..."