Ice Cream Indulgent Gifts

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

Freshest ice cream in town!

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Banana Split Personality

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Happy holidays for kids.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Ice Cream Tower.