Ibiza Lover Gifts

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

Desert Island Fantasies

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Punch Drunk

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

William Tell's Other Four Children