Iatrophobia Survivor Gifts

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Bee

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"I guess I should tell you, enclosed places make me feel cannibalistic."

Huddling Lampposts

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

This isn't funny anymore...

'EKK!'

Elevator out of order, full of people.

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

Overcoming Your Fear of Heights.

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

How long have you had this fear of heights?

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

"What do you recommend for someone who's terrified of flying?"

Arachnophobia.

'Don't worry, he only bites scared children...'

"If one of them touches me..."

A giant spider eats people

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"