Claustrophobia Survivor Gifts

'And I'm claustrophobic as hell.'

This isn't funny anymore...

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Stage Fright.

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

Fear of Public Speaking

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Bee

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

The coward's way out.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

"Is he still there?"

"I guess I should tell you, enclosed places make me feel cannibalistic."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

Huddling Lampposts

Elevator out of order, full of people.

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

"You'd think I wouldn't be afraid of anything, but public speaking scares the devil out of me!"