Claustrophobia Survivors Gifts

"I guess I should tell you, enclosed places make me feel cannibalistic."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Stage Fright.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

Fear of Public Speaking

Danger! Snake heaven.

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Bee

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

The coward's way out.

"If you fits, you sits!"

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

"Is he still there?"

This isn't funny anymore...

Huddling Lampposts

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

Elevator out of order, full of people.

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"You'd think I wouldn't be afraid of anything, but public speaking scares the devil out of me!"

"You're drinking my flop sweat."