Claustrophobia Survivors Gifts

"I guess I should tell you, enclosed places make me feel cannibalistic."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Stage Fright.

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

Fear of Public Speaking

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Bee

"If you fits, you sits!"

The coward's way out.

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

"Is he still there?"

This isn't funny anymore...

Huddling Lampposts

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

Elevator out of order, full of people.

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

"I don't know what it is, but there's something about them that really gives me the creeps."

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"You'd think I wouldn't be afraid of anything, but public speaking scares the devil out of me!"