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"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Hypnotoon

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"No, I'm not asleep, but my foot is."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

"What the hell was in that?!"

Nap time!

Quiet Night

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

Hypnotic Regression

Surgery under hypnosis

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

Spaghetti Hypnotice

". . . 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . . Ok that's enough time infront of the painting. You may go in and see him now."