Hygiene Product Designer Pillows

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

You have the worst spring breath.

Wash your hands

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An idea box in a shower

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Floss Street Vendor

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria