Hygiene Dreamer Pillows

Shower before entering heaven.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'