Hygiene Dreamer Gifts

Shower before entering heaven.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid