Hygiene Promoter Pillows

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

You have the worst spring breath.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

John Snow

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Stop right there. Some things we know without being told...like the benefits of scraping your tongue."

"Well, it certainly looks like your DNA. How many times have I told you to wear gloves before touching anything?"

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."