Health Food Promoter Pillows

'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Vaccines vs Variants

"You won’t need refills."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Flood plain or not - it's buggered up the Green Belt status!"

'Hi, yourself.'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

City Natural Foods.

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

Vaccination Joy

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."

"People worry about what they're giving their children."

Get your shot!

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

Meats