Hybrid Space Decorator Pillows

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Use your imagination.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Books / Coffee table books