Hybrid Space Decorator T-Shirts

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Books / Coffee table books

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'