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'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

Hurricane power outages

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Rage.

Captain in a storm

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Painting clouds

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Now that's a win."

"You call this a constitution?"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

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