Hungry Hurricane T-Shirts

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'This is my natural habitat.'

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Dog's Sandwich

Mirage guidance.

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"I'd like seconds!"

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

Drinkers.

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

The joy of self-expression.

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

Bicycle race.

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

'Tap or bottled?'

"I think the consequences of global warming is exaggerated!"

'She's in the middle of a category 5 stir fry. Can she call you back?'

"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."

Hurricane power outages

"Nothing...the machine says to insert a dollar bill face up."

"If you ask me, this idea of live on-the-spot reports from dangerous weather sites had finally gone too far..."

“We literally have nothing to eat.”

"And one more water."