Hurricanes Prints

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

Hurricane power outages

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Rage.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Captain in a storm

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Painting clouds

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Barristers

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"You call this a constitution?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."