Hurricane Humorist Prints

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

Hurricane power outages

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

No Soliciting

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Guide fish.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Shaved Ice

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Shark food pyramid.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'We're drifting apart.'

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"You can find me on Inkedin."