Hurricane Humorist Mugs

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

Hurricane power outages

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

No Soliciting

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Guide fish.

Shaved Ice

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Shark food pyramid.

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'We're drifting apart.'

Shark Chum

High tide.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Titanic iceberg auction

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners